I want to make a zoo with you.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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