Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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