his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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