yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
