The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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