Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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