the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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