So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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