fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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