No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Randomize
