So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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