Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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