In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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