I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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