Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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