My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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