so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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