How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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