therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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