sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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