I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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