I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
