She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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