i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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