So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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