I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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