Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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