All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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