I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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