My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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