let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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