I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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