Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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