Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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