The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
