Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
