We tried having a conversation with our noses.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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