In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Operation Purity has been aborted
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So vagazzling was a success
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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