Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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