I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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