I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he thought i was a dude.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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