I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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