Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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