i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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