i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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