new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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