are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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