I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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