I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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