OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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