GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Randomize