wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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