I'm lost and stupid without you.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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