We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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