idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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