Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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